I wish I could tolerate Donut Media, but I can’t make it past the first time someone says “herspers” before I find them to be intolerable. The content is right up my alley, the hosts are annoying.

crammed down their throats

Is it possible—stick with me here—that after nearly 20 years of having Marvel and DC movies crammed down their throats, today’s movie-going audiences are a little superheroed-out?

Was anyone really saying “gee, I want to go see the new Shazam movie, but I’m not sure where it fits into the bigger picture of the DC Cinematic Universe”?

Exclamation marks are some of the most difficult things Hughes has to contend with in his writing career.

genuinely irritating to type out

glorious burn

Latter day AV Club writer has gall to complain about syntax.

Hahaha. What? Cox had way over sixty screen credits before Super Troopers (that does not include theater). He had been an established working character actor for almost thirty years (beginning his professional career in 1965).

Seriously, fuck Florida and fuck “Stand Your Ground”. It’s legalized murder, over and over again. 

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

Nothing brings out lunatic ancap skinheads like the press suggesting American businesses should be accountable to brown people.

This might be the most sociopathic thing I’ve read today, after the lawyer’s quote in the article at least.

The x-axis would be 1 second, the y-axis 1 trillion pain units. And you’re ghoulish.

Put you in a crashing airplane and then tell me how much the experience prior to impact is worth.

“But I think the most important thing is inclusivity and ... basically just fucking more women anywhere, anytime, all at once.”

I worked at Golden Corral in high school in the late 90s when they had all-you-can-eat seafood night including crabs. It was pandemonium and chaos once a week. I just remember fingers and hands grabbing at the 23 gallon trash cans of steamed legs before they were even dumped into the buffet tray. I haven’t eaten crab…

Yoeh wasn’t facing against Bassett. JLC was.

My favorite hobby is going to the local casinos on crab leg night. It’s vile and mesmerizing.

The first Chinese buffet that ever opened in my town, back in the ‘90s, originally offered crab legs in their buffet all the time.  That lasted about 6 months.  I don’t think they were prepared for just how many crab legs redneck PA residents can eat in one sitting.