Shut your mouth, you filthy whore.

Yes.

Probably caught him mid-bender.

Glad you mentioned the phone commercials. So cringeworthy

Yes.

He sounds absolutely insufferable.

Hey Sam,

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Maybe it’s short for “Dolphin”.

Thanks man, you seem really nice!

“Obviously you can do a whole lot in the extra 2 hours a day before and after driving that long lol.”

I have. You said he could save 2-3 days by flying instead of driving. He could drive to his destination and back in a day and a half. Maybe you’re just a pussycat.

Went straight to the comments to see if anyone else was thinking that.

Umm, how many hours do you think there are in a day?

“I’ll file this headline away though for the next time a piece is published here sympathetic to protestors marching/blocking busy freeways in service of whatever cause is in vogue.”

Who’s written a piece like that in the past?

This place is dead.

He’s a misogynistic, homophobic dick in real life.

You don’t know him, personally, obviously.

Look deeper.