The crazy thing is he’s a bro, who yells “nice tits” at random people’s girlfriends. Ask me how I know.

“First off, with the statement of functional democracy. America thinks that if your party has 1 more voter than the other, they can do whatever they want because the other party did the same. And within the party, you must vote with the party line 100% of the time. Period. Which is nuts.”

From the linked Reuters article:

LOL

Ha!

That, good sir, is what they call “disruption”.

Oh Collin, now you’ve gone and done it.

I wonder if he wanted Guy Fieri money and Food Network told him to kick rocks.

We’ll be lucky to get a slideshow,

You never worked at a Taco Bell and you’re just trotting out the old “tACO bElL cAUsEs dIarRhEa” trope. 

Teenagers suck. Social media sucks. Everything sucks.

“...the worst is when there’s this tiny ass shoulder but then they put that rumble strip in it, rendering it practically useless.”

I ride the river roads south of Sacramento regularly, and I’ve lost count of how many near misses I’ve had the last couple of years. It fucking sucks.

You’re an insane person. Seriously impressive.

Maybe he had a couple of domestiques.

Just curious, what was your average speed and total elevation gain for the San Jose to Lake Tahoe ride? 

“At the same time, Instagram has also been plotting to release a version of its platform specifically targeted at children under 13.”

His mom had died the previous week.

Huh. I haven’t seen any pop up ads.

“V70 is roomy, comfortable, and under the hood is a turbocharged five-cylinder motor that pumps out around 300 horsepower. Now, these are not known to be the most reliable...”