It’s basically a wagon.

KNOW the police is going to help? Here’s the aftermath:

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But what if he sneezes?

Eh, fuck Kirstie Alley.

“So that’s what men are doing when they take thirty-minute showers. I had no idea!”

As someone living with bipolar-2, I totally agree. Want to see ol’ Art spiral out of control? Just add a really stressful situation or circumstances and voilà, the shitshow begins.

Marky Mark would like a word.

Might want to fix this, Elizabeth.

Nobody Double

I’d hazard to guess it’s about status and bragging rights.

You pretty much hit the nail on the head.

I’m assuming he’s talking about Fieri’s relationship with Dave Portnoy, founder of Barstool Sports. He just co-hosted a fundraiser benefitting hospitality businesses with Portnoy.

• I embarrassingly biffed it last week on the reveal of Helen’s affair with Glen Carroll. I could have sworn he said Mrs. Fahey and I was tickled by the idea of Glen cheating with the mother of his wife’s tormentor.

Is Kinja even shittier than normal for anyone else, or is it just me? This is the first article I’ve been able to reply to in 2 days.

Sounds like it’s a troubled bridge over water.

I’m guessing you won’t be tuning in to SNL tonight.

Going by their past history I’d bet they claim “world’s most expensive car”.

“The sandwiches come in bags, which the employees have to put in the toaster by hand, putting them at risk for burns. Furthermore, the melting cheese damages the toasters themselves.”

Melting cheese on top of Subway ingredients is the culinary equivalent of polishing a turd.