Is Kinja even shittier than normal for anyone else, or is it just me? This is the first article I’ve been able to reply to in 2 days.

Sounds like it’s a troubled bridge over water.

How meta of them.

I’m guessing you won’t be tuning in to SNL tonight.

Going by their past history I’d bet they claim “world’s most expensive car”.

Right back at you. All of you.

“The sandwiches come in bags, which the employees have to put in the toaster by hand, putting them at risk for burns. Furthermore, the melting cheese damages the toasters themselves.”

Melting cheese on top of Subway ingredients is the culinary equivalent of polishing a turd.

You’re the asshole

Nice three spoke steering wheel.

I’m sure this news must’ve given Elon Musk a raging boner.

Pretty much acted like a giant can opener.

If Perserverance doesn’t write a dick pic in the martian dust I’m gonna be really disappointed.

I think you gon’ lost your mind, up in here.

You just haven’t been through a divorce yet.

Ever try and fuck on a waterbed? Now that’s a horror story.

Christ dude, you’re all over the comments whining about him being described as iconic. Where the hell did he touch you?

He definitely had a thing for fatal motorcycle crashes.

Looks like all that Red Bull almost gave him wings.

Maybe he’s just happy?