Reminds me of this :

Repairing the damage from that is gonna cost some bucks.

THIS. Why does it seem like Jalopnik’s writers have been given an edict to pump out as many shitty hot takes as possible?

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Seriously. I like the content the guys at The Takeout are creating, but the slideshow bullshit is making me rethink my bookmark. I’m on Chrome and each slide has a small picture of the dish in the upper left-hand corner and massive amounts of empty space. 

Lepää rauhassa, mestari.

When reached for comment, Ratner blamed it on the rain.

I wonder how they plan to go about raiding USPS to prevent certification of the result?

Should’ve just titled the movie Zach Snyder Of The Zach Snyder.

Holy shit, this is a great reply (or I’m just showing my age and/or British roots)

Ha!

Is it just me or does it feel like these two belong at Madame Tussauds?

“As for retrofitting the Kyushu-built Rogues, Nissan spokesman Dan Passe said the company is “evaluating options.””

You’re just priming us for our inevitable Communist future.

If it doesn’t, it’s a deal breaker for me. 

Okay, I’ll start. Break My Wallet

How much did they pay Spanfeller to make you put your name on this ad?

Hi Aaron!

I’ll preface this by saying I’m fully in the mask up, take precautions camp. That said, we’re all getting it at some point, Covid-19's that virulent. Stay safe fellow Jalops.

I wanted to hear him speak too: