Wonder how long it’ll take for the new owner to get pulled over by a cop who put on his red light.

TELL THE TRUTH, ALLISON, how many buckets of Extra Crispy™ chicken were you paid for this post?

Holy shit that’s awful.

Please include a recipe for this Jell-O™ creation monstrosity:

TIL that Michael Douglas is still alive.

Let me guess, it’s a hoax?

Or do they?

Just needs some ham and pineapple.

David, you should expect a reprimand in your inbox for not using G/O Media’s super-duper slideshow optimization tool.

Speak for yourself.

I predict what’s left of the Jalopnik commentariat is about to lose their collective shit.

“He does a lot of the behind the scenes stuff, unlike Mike ever did.”

I cannot begin to imagine how bad the smell was after that eruption.

Just another nail in the coffin.

My favorite Trebek video:

This site has turned into a nasty, snarky, shadow of what it used to be.

Ahh, gotcha. The fact that there may be multiple taco categories is ridiculous too. I’ve never understood the appeal of competitive eating.

It was actually 3 times as many(126 to be exact).  Insane.

RIP Georg Plasa(driver of the Judd V8 powered E36 in the embedded video)

Honestly David, after that performance I’m mildly surprised they didn’t take away your citizenship.