Also not a “life threatening episode”.

It’s also not necessarily a life threatening episode.

Calm down. His eye is bloodshot. Jesus...

He should just shut down his campaign, immediately. The visual combined with his medical history is a political death sentence. If over exuberance takes a candidate down, well...

100% agreed.

Ahem

+#2

Never has this been more appropriate:

I’m honored to give you your 187th star.

I can’t imagine he’ll last long in general population.

“For roughly a dollar each, and given their shelf stable nature, I’d definitely keep a few of the Cup Noodles Korean BBQ stir-frys on hand for emergency hangover situations.”

Methinks he should change his name to D.H. Stewart.

Godspeed, Ms. Morrison.

Don’t spread misinformation. The Vegas shooter was a fucking monstrous piece of shit alcoholic, but the child porn was his brother’s.

“Hopefully Trump will hear Davenport’s plea for a visit — and for change.”

“When Will Mass Shooting Victim(s) Be Worthy Enough For Our Lawmakers To Take Action?”

How about a tasteful aftermarket exhaust mod:

So how does all this end? 

Your calculation is missing one important component. B.A.C.

I’d say “...overruling his generals, alarming Congress and allies and causing his defense secretary and another top aide to quit in protest.” qualifies as a support statement. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Have a nice day.