Was he convicted? Is this where we’re at now in terms of the #metoo movement? You and Magary are the best Deadspin has to offer, but trying to destroy this guy for an unsubstantiated transgression 22 years ago seems to be a bit of a reach.

Hey, big bro!

I did the same after that episode aired. That place was tiny. It closed a few years back because of a lawsuit over lack of ADA compliance. The guy who filed the lawsuit against Squeeze Inn is a well-known serial lawsuit filer.

Here’s the Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives how-to for your viewing pleasure. It’s out of bounds!

The Squeeze Inn in Sacramento, California, uses ice on the flat top when they’re making their famous “cheese skirt”:

Probably designed to be a tear-away, just for cornhole tourney time.

Remember this atrocity?

“What an amateur”

Spot. Fucking. On.

“You can’t even spell Whopper right.”

I posted this on Deadspin earlier. Anyone else notice Steve Nash came out of retirement?

I didn’t realize Steve Nash had come out of retirement.

Update 11:30 a.m., 5/6/2018: Yadier Molina has announced he will be entering the 2018 Tour de France.

Vanilla caramel fudge swirl is the best. Name the place and time and let’s scoop this out.

The sharks are circling.

Donald’s not worried about her testimony. He knows she’ll never kiss and tell.

“Sullivan said Aston-Reese has a broken jaw that will require surgery and a concussion.”

Let’s start a GoFundMe account.

Go away tomatoface.