artvandelaysilva
Art Vandelay Silva
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Ask and ye shall receive:

But how does he feel about bowling alleys?

Ginni, in the eternal words of Eddie Murphy, have a Coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up.

So this guy is basically Doug DeMuro without the lame attempts at humor.

Pull up them bootstraps, right?

Like you said, if they’re pretty enough to get this gig they probably want this gig, obviously.

“...and obviously if you’re pretty enough to get a gig like this you probably want said gig or you wouldn’t do it.”

That dude’s the fire marshal Bill of the brick breaking world.

But what if it means you could have a supersonic flying car in three years?

millions of what?

Of course you would. You need someone under center who’ll keep their composure under fire.

Happy Easter!

That fan triggered my PTSD.

it’s getting out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it?

Don’t forget his throwing motion is unorthodox, it just doesn’t translate to the pro game.

We all know it’s not worth the distraction to sign him.

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BUT ITS JUST A SONG