There’s a civil war on the horizon, folks.

FTFY

The Costco chicken bake is awful. There, I said it.

Man, I’d totally forgotten about that Schuhmann guy.

Not everyone, unfortunately.

Your mom?

Unfortunately, I think you’re right.

It might be time for Baylor to just stick to the learning stuff.

He shouldn’t have to be up there reading those words.

Because he was masturbating?

If only he’d had more Instagram followers.

It’s amazing how desensitized we as a country have become to mass shootings. As events unfolded yesterday, it followed the same formula as other mass shootings in the recent past. Breaking news, followed by the major networks cutting to the local live feed, news anchors breathlessly describing what they knew so far,…

What this car needs to do is commit seppuku.

Reminds me of this gem:

My thoughts and prayers go out to the faith community during this terrible time.

Only praying Trump’s doing right now is praying that the shooter is a DACA recipient.

You’re getting lazy with your names, Tomato face.

I think I’m say saying it’s a terrible situation. Domestic violence is abhorrent. The real victim is his partner. But isn’t it possible to see that a young man who was shot as an infant by his father, who grew up learning that being violent gets him ahead in life, might be a tragic too? I’m not being an apologist,…

Thanks Obama, right?

Lol