“Whatever you want to say about LaVar Ball, he has smoked out the fact that the Lakers do not support Luke Walton. And that is now crystal clear.”

Willie Reed would like to have a word with you.

I’m neither rich enough nor smart enough, to make any sense of that menu.

How much is this guy’s agent paying Jezebel to keep writing about him?

Fuck you Marchman, for never bringing me out of the greys.

“Not sure what those roof things are.”

I always felt bad for the kids working at Hot Dog on a Stick.

All that money, and he’s still trying to rob people.

Michael Irvin*, is that you?

Yeah but you get two years of Tristan Thompson and Kloe Khardasian and baby.

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Also mentioned in that NPR segment, Yuzuru Hanyu skating to “Let’s Go Crazy”:

I bet the neighbors love that.

You can say that again.

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Isha’s been drinking.

Isha, you should’ve hosted.

“In development for two years, one of the more interesting features about the car is its lack of side mirrors—instead, it has tiny cameras, which will show you what you need to see on the giant console.”

Fuck you, Draymond.