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What about my fantasy team, Bro?

Thanks for sharing that.

This guy should be in prison. If he didn’t have money, if he didn’t have power, if he was a person of color, he would already be there.

Fuck you Jerry Jones.

Time for a retraction, mate.

“...and the network can turn them into international stars...”

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Where’s Jalopnik’s resident Sergio Marchionne when we need him? He needs to come out of retirement to comment.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

Of course he’s wearing an NRA hat. At least he didn’t whip out the ole six shooter.

Monday came fast, huh Bobby?

“The Obama administration legalized the device”. Followed by: “We can’t allow bump stocks to be banned because they’ll take away ALL OUR GUNSSSSS!”

All I can think of when I see his face:

If the guy sitting there with Hample’s mitt in his face had gotten up and punched him in the mouth, we could’ve anointed him world’s greatest human.

Probably something to do with being treated like this by Daddy:

So in other words, “It’s not fair that you guys attack my Daddy for being a predator, and not this other guy, who’s also a predator.”

But his secret service detail gets free golf carts to follow him around when they visit one of his country clubs. Oh wait.

Yeah, too bad the attention whore didn’t break BOTH ankles. He had it coming.

Divide, divide, divide.