Three tours in Seattle?

Gotta keep them N&%$#@s quiet.

I’m thinking V6 Mustang.

Kourtney is trying to peel that Richie kid off Scott Disick right about now.

I had to google “churlish”. Yeah, I’m churlish.

Wish I could pull this out of the grays.

If only he’d pulled a Budd Dwyer.

This guy has no concept of empathy. He’s spent his whole life fucking people over and being rewarded for it. He spouts bullshit day in, day out, and 40 percent of the country is stupid enough to eat it up. Fuck him and everyone who voted for him.

The answer is simple:

Yeah, those two are bumping uglies for sure.

So who’s playing Rutledge Wood? Ballaban, right?

It’s not about being loyal to the flag. It’s about being loyal to their “cause”.

You must not eat much.

But don’t you see, he was angry at them for not standing for the national anthem. Totally understandable.

Cyka blyat, it’s Daniil Kvyat! (Sorry, too many Russian dashcam videos)

Here you go, for posterity:

This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen. All it needs is some old-school NFL Films music and it’s perfection.

KILL ME NOW