artvandelaysilva
Art Vandelay Silva
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So it was a white Mustang Cobra?

Yeah, he’s a career republican party operative. No way in hell he’s going to bite the hand that feeds him, regardless of his personal opinions on all things cheeto.

“You gonna sit here and let Chris Bangle talk shit about you like that?”

Flex Tape should do the trick. If it works on boats...

Except in this case he’s trying to avoid MSG.

The concept of Surrogates was great. The execution left a little to be desired.

Information?

Fuck me, that was brutal.

I think it’s because he bleached his eyebrows.

How exactly do you racially profile a white guy?

So is Fancy Kristen transforming into Dictator Kristen?

“...he’s always had trouble going left or right.”

I abdusalamov you from your sin.

Hum Baby!

How about this for the interior:

He’ll be here shortly to give you the lukewarm politically correct take on this punt.

Who would have thought Mr. Popper could be so edgy.

To be fair, the mid-1990's were a dark time for ‘Muricans. We had the first black president in office, and we weren’t actively at war with anyone. If there was ever a time to destroy national monuments, that was it.

There can be only one: