I was gonna make an Ace Ventura joke. Then I thought better of it.

This is great Kinja.

Pun intended?

This is Super Bowl winning hair:

Yeah I got nothing.

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Reminds me of another despot examining the fruits of the labor of his people:

At least she’s not “throwing” shade all over the place.

“Coach, that ain’t the scent of a woman.”

WHY

Kris-the Needlessly-Compliant

There’s more of those here.

This is oddly un-Jezebelian in nature.

Give him a break, he’s the night editor.

Speaking of old, Aaron Carter is 29? That’s been a HARD 29 years by the looks of it. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have much tread left on my tires, but DAMN.

J.K. Rowling needs to write a book about Fed. He’s a wizard for sure.

I can’t believe something that in-depth was a comment in a Jalopnik article. That guy is crazy(in a good way).

Exactly. Love that sound.

Lol’ed at “Vajazzle McDildertits”.