WHY DI..oh never mind.

Cute. All the Deadspin guys in blackface. Fucking racists.

“In the meantime, Ken, come write for Deadspin.”

You should stick to making mediocre action movies.

This guy and this car are the epitome of Jalopnik. Cheers to everyone who responded.

I’m kidding.

This is true. I might have to rethink my stance.

I’m just looking out for you.

I’m seriously.

This car definitely might.

I’m just trying to save lives.

Are you “apologizing, right now”, or “apologizing, Rude Negro”?

Like this?

Thank you, for your understanding.

You got me there.

I know you are, but what am I?

And the Soviets were getting their asses handed to them in Afghanistan, not us.

That car shouldn’t be able to run on the track at all. It’s got no roll cage/bars, no driver restraints, and surely no crumple zones to speak of.