He’s decided to save Deadspin commenters, one shitpost at a time.

Which will never get the the turbo it needs.

Dumb motherfuckers, Drew Pearson ain’t Santa Claus.

Don’t ever change, dude.

Real men.

Agreed.

Yep, he’s an asshole.

Glad I could save you the trouble!

YES!

Sounds like one long maniacal raspberry.

You’re right. Fuck Peyton too while we’re at it.

You must have no taste buds.

Fuck Papa John and fuck his shitty ass pizza.

Heavens no! These fine upstanding young men are just misunderstood.

Retire. Now.

This. I wonder if we’ll see the first rights fees that are lower than in preceding deals, next time the networks and major sports leagues get around to negotiating them.

““I miss it all and I hope that day will come.”

Ultimate topper post. I’m sure the stars will come flying in.

What’s the point of this post? White cop drives drunk and kills an innocent girl and hurts other innocent people. It’s terrible, he’s a bad person. He’ll pay the price, but what’s your agenda?