I have a feeling he won’t be visiting Flavor town any time soon.

Maybe he inherited the authority?

Ahh yes, the old “I’m going to kill an innocent person, THEN myself” mentality. Wish these fuckers would go directly to step 2.

Pictured, Nick Viall:

Jeez, that’s just dandy!

I thought I’d infinite scrolled myself into oblivion.

“His lawyer told the Mercury News that his client plans to work on seeing if he can return to the NFL.”

What’s the significance of the “2" on his hat?

May I run a marathon and live.

That’s a really, really hot take.

“Balbo tried to flea, but the railing eventually pinned him in.”

Hi.

So only white people are athletes?

Smoking isn’t cool, kids.

I’m not sure dumpster battles would make them proud.

Ay, Caramba!

Admit it, you just woke up from a coma.

Imperialism and fascism are two different things.

“the document refers to two anonymous parties: “Ms. P.” and “Mr. D.””

There’s always the next game!