How the fuck does the OP have more stars than this reply?

Agreed. Those wheels are awful.

Lets cleanse our collective palate, shall we?

There’s always gotta be a Romo jump shot highlight truther.

Yes!

As first lady, Ivanka will be hosting. And there’ll be Faberge eggs. Lots and lots of Faberge eggs.

This may not be a popular opinion, but to me he’s the male equivalent of Kristen Stewart.

He should have known a Redskin wouldn’t be welcome at Black Beach Weekend.

+1 belt buckle

Time?

When reached for comment, all Biggie Smells said was “Poppa been smooth since days of kangaroos”.

This is all correct. This is reality. The rest of you sycophants are delusional.

The inevitable fate of that civic:

Tiger’s even getting surpassed at holes damaged now.

They’re only pissed because they didn’t get a cut of the profits.

I hope she’s addicted to chewing gum.

Understandable that you didn’t, since you’re blind and all.

This reminds me of those Saturday essays they used to have on Gawker.

Here’s an oldie but a goodie: