“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Seitan is also an excellent ingredient to sneak into dishes for your so-called gluten-intolerant and/or Celiac friends. It's just pure gluten. Either they have no issue and you get to call them on their bullshit, or it kills them soundly. It's kind of a one-shot, but it's effective.

If After the Thones is any indication, this will be an absolute wreck of a show that I’ll watch every week for reasons I don’t entirely understand.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Actually, I was underwhelmed. The offensive guy in the bar would say “Nips and Gooks.” He’s even a shitty racist.

Ignoring the ramifications of a country flooded with guns should be a hate crime.

This isn’t what hate crime legislation was created for. Police and Firefighters are not a marginalized class, so there is no need to protect them as one.

#MakeTakesHotAgain

Also, how do you enforce this? Are you going to go to the gate agent and say “I paid with 13F to swap seats, he won’t move, here is my Seatero receipt”...

Yup. This is “adequate man,” guys. Not “superextraordinarypretty man”

You should just never buy pre-grated cheese unless you don’t really care about the taste but just like the way it looks.

Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him

Seeing as I can only be brought to completion by scorching hot takes, this should be labeled NSFW.

Same

“We’re home.”

The Church is finally admitting that there’s been problems. PSU hasn’t got that far yet.

Don’t be silly.

Good to know the Catholic Church's PR firm continues to get work.

You, sir, are a fucking moron.

Still got rid of the ball though. Great play.