Sylvia Burmeister fucking sucks and she is dis-invited from any and all future picnics, barbecues, and gatherings forthwith.

Hot Take: Ants on a log suck because raisins and celery are both gross.

Peanut butter on apple slices is far superior to Ants on a log ten fold.  The only thing ants on a log have going for it is a name.  Nuts on a Wedge just doesn’t have the same ring but don’t be fooled, Chunky Peanut Better on apple slices are great.

The headline is pretty terrible.

Does the headline falsely imply Carey might be involved or am I being paranoid?

I 100% agree

A good beef is a deeply sensual experience. The gravy, the (HOT!) giardiniera, the soppy bun . . . mmmmmmm

While i can appreciate a good chicago dog, i got to them for italian beefs. Yes, its not dramatically different that a french dip or even a philly cheesesteak, but my god is it tasty. Getting it dipped is great, but you better eat fast. It WILL disintegrate on you. 

I just watched the original video you linked to. This looks so, so much better. I’m going to start looking for an excuse to make it now.

You had me at “Armando Iannucci”

Short a tension span, then?

I think you missed a bum

“Looks like those Duke boys are in a whole heap of trouble”

Probbably not the Good Place tho’

2Fast; 2Floorius

Well, he sure took it to the next level.

How sad is your life to take the time to write all this shit. I couldn’t bother myself to read it entirely.

When will Nazis speak out against Nazi on Nazi back stabbing? No? Sure?

JFC, just be a decent human being and confirm the res. Are people really that lazy or inconsiderate?

even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked.