Just understand you’re establishing an impossibly high hurdle to clear. In case you forget, the president — who is the leader of the party across the aisle — has to sign a bill for it to become a law. And any bill that’s passed by Dems along party lines (which would require the Ds to take both houses — unlikely) is…

As the party leader doesn’t pay taxes, I don’t think we can expect the party to know the rules of filing income taxes.

I’m not gonna lie — that’s a pretty baller way to go. I assume it’s after you’re cremated, ‘cause if your lifeless corpse is being launched out of a torpedo tube off Hawaii ... well actually, that’s even more baller. 

I’ve seen the device sometimes referred to as a sous-vide, though technically—*adjusts nerd glasses*—an immersion circulator doesn’t have the actual bath container; it just clips on to an existing pot.

You’re just out here correcting everyone’s shit, aren’t you....

Fucking typos....

It’s not an argument in favor of stouts; it’s an argument in favor of drinking IPAs fresh. But if you like stouts, great! Drink a fresh stout. Drink an aged stout. I’ve never tried, but I imagine an aged milk stout is not as good as the same beer in its fresh state. Not sure a year-old Guinness is as good as a fresh…

It doesn’t spoil in half a year — drinking an old IPA isn’t going to kill you. But it is certainly better fresh. Likewise, hardtack could last for months (but was awful), but modern focaccia is delicious but grows mold in a week. Your argument is that hardtack is better than focaccia, which is ridiculous.

use a heirloom sterling silver spoon to deposit the caviar

It’s definitely not like ‘normal’ chili, but it is damn good (and the cinnamon is not pronounced — all the seasonings are well balanced). Coneys are OK, but I usually go with a 3-way (spaghetti, chili, cheese) with lots of hot sauce.

No thanks, I save that for your mom. I wouldn’t want to deprive her. 

The extra hops helped preserve the beer on the long voyage — but no one said it tasted better after the trip than before. Thanks to modern conveniences, I can drink fresh beer. And anyone who knows will tell you — just ask Kate — an IPA is better the fresher it is.

That certainly may be an issue for some of these clerks, once the judge learns of it, exactly because of its partisan appearance (and, frankly, partisan substance). I know of at least one justice — I won’t divulge his name, but I’ll use an alias: Bart O’Kavanaugh — who will see it as a plus rather than a minus.

There is not, but there needs to be. (That said, participating in partisan activities like this may be prohibited by judges/justices. Hopefully the honorable men and women on the bench will block these Kool-aid drinkers from the ranks of their clerks.)

Clearly you know nothing and espouse your opinions as fact, which is horseshit. Just because you can’t appreciate a good IPA doesn’t make it shitty. Go away, troll.

TW is great for selection -- probably the widest range of beer in town -- but they do not police their shelves. Checking dates is critical there. 

That sucks. I bought beer at Target once — IPA cans, in a box, with no visible date on the box — got it home and discovered it was 6 months old, which pissed me off. Can’t imagine the rage resulting from buying 18-mo-old beer (unless it’s barrel-aged or otherwise cellar-able).

Yes x 1000000000. The biggest pet peeve I have related to beer shopping is no born-on date, a date that is not MMDDYY (who the hell decided Julian dating was a good idea?!), and/or is not found on the outside of the packaging. Like Kate, I buy cans now more than bottles, and it seems for those breweries who box their…

Written by someone who hasn’t drunk IPAs in a long time, if ever. The NE IPAs and milkshake IPAs, in particular, are fantastic and not very bitter at all. And some of us appreciate a good bitter IPA. But keep drinking your Keystone....

I’ve never had relationship issues going to Ikea, nor have I ever eaten there. Sure, an Ikea visit is longer than a grocery store run, but it doesn’t have to be a grueling affair.