During a recent panel at Fan Expo, Tom Welling admitted it “might be tough to get Allison [Mack]” to reprise her role for the planned Smallville animated series.

Which would be true if you could *REPLACE THE BATTERY*.

I don’t know what to say. Like... literally all I said while I was watching it for the first time was “what the fuck”. Now I’m wondering if it’s just a bad idea, or a brilliant approach to deconstructing fandom, celebrity, and the state of the animation industry? “WTF” comes back when I realize that DISNEY ITSELF is…

She made thousands of kids into furries, so sure, why not lol.

I am almost certain the opening joke will be something about them having to put on their character voices and these are their real ones.

It's something in the new modern era of streaming I would probably have never watched im theaters but since it's coming straight to D+ I'm absolutely going to check it out.

PSA: To tell Chip and Dale apart

You had me at MC Skat Cat and Paula Abdul.

YEAR TWO.

Well, at least they don’t have to worry about the child becoming undead.

Hello, Internet Police?  I’d like to report a Dad Joke.

She walks like she’s missing structural components of her pelvis.

I’ve been enjoying the game but this keeps taking me out of it. The animation caught my eye immediately. Like I’m supposed to be some badass demon assassin, and I’m strutting like I’m on a runway.

The part that got me most, was when Zack described creating his female character, only to find the options selected were replaced with booty shorts and high heels as soon as the game starts. The “sashay away” walk cycle video kind of cemented it, for me: this game appears to be made for the 13 year old male gaze. Ugh.…

“Ridiculous, everyone knows that only MALES have the physical strength to be paladins or other tanky types, this game isn’t sexist it’s just REALISTIC!”

“My students call me ‘Professor X.’”

Two things

Better that then “The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs”

  Wait, is the kid white?  Because that seems like the determining factor in how Fox will cover it.

“Crismis,” please.