Another thing you could try although this is more for fried boneless chicken than fries (but could probably be awesome on fries) is mixing mayo with hoisin sauce. Hoisin itself is awesome but adding some mayo and mixing it together makes it nice and creamy. Really thickens it up.

But if you spend $15 on ingredients you can make a bunch of these $4 items at home. Except you will really only make it once because you wanted to see how it goes but then not make it again because it isn’t worth the hassle. Spend twenty minutes prepping shit before I even cook the damned thing? Ain’t nobody got time…

Yeah but, like, fuck those guys.

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And that’s a *whole box*. You can eat one row of those (5) for the value of 2 Oreos, which don’t take any time at all to eat

Just for clarification purposes, you are not talking about Warframe as they are not cutting or removing content.

Weird Al doesn’t do vulgar. Check his lyrics. He’s about as family friendly as it gets and he prefers to keep it that way.

I don’t think a pie is a sandwich but I’m open to considering it a casserole.

Whoa now, he didn’t personally kill the guy. He just helped to cover it up. It’s called Aiding and Abetting. This is covered at great length in the documentary film My Cousin Vinny.

Send them to Gitmo and let them choose between spoiled food and turkey bacon.

I didn’t mind it too much but I honestly hated/disliked the music on it which probably explains my feelings towards it. The only track I liked was “Run to the Hills” and even that got old.

Nice. I’ve still got the original disc (and THPS3) and play them on my Wii occasionally.

I’m just wondering how the fuck he finally got out of the grays.

I haven’t ordered Papa John’s since the ACA was up for its initial vote. Back then, Schnatter said he would rather reduce employee hours to avoid paying for their healthcare instead of raising prices by ten fucking cents to cover the costs. Never mind that he was running promotions to give out a million free pizzas…

SSX3 for me but if they want to slap all three (do we want to acknowledge the fourth?) in a package and sell it I’ll buy it.

I’m disappointed that they didn’t go with the opossum flag:

He’s right and that’s still just a fraction of what was bad, dumb, and wrong about the Disney trilogy. Disney put some romaine and dijon on a shit sandwich and somehow there are people who think the sequels are better than the prequels.

The heckler was apparently standing atop his truck when he was yelling. Hence the “Don’t jump” comment.

While you’re here, look for a place called Hoosier Mama. I’ve only been to the location in Evanston but I think they also have a place in Chicago.

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