Thinking? Cops don’t think, that would require brains and an agility to care.

I think you missed a few flips in there.

Trump cultists would like to disagree with you. Probably by burning your house down.

It’s a Grand Slam!

Apparently so, since she thinks that “Constitutional rights are at risk under corporate covid policies.” Although as a Republican, she can be slightly excused for thinking that corporations are the government.

When I got shot & stabbed, they wiped my shoulder and applied a tiny round band-aid first, then stuck me through it. If I bled any, I never knew it.

I can’t imagine a turtle being kicked up by a car without cracking it’s shell. It was probably dropped by a bird of prey. That’s how they get to the tasty insides.

Then you’d feel pretty bad when the SWAT team breaks down your neighbor’s door and murders Granny in her bed.

“Going to be harassed?” That ship has already sailed if they’re planting trackers on you.

Hopefully, they’ll catch him red-handed.

“Could you sweep under my desk?”

[citation needed]

It was Betty White, wasn’t it?

This was a SWATing. Random white dude called the cops on some people who did nothing to him, and lied to hopefully get them murdered in cold blood on his behalf.

My ex recently lost her husband to a grouper. He was spearfishing in the Sea of Cortez and tagged one about that size. His harpoon must have gotten tangled or something, because he was dragged out to sea and never found.

Because real people never joke, right?

Is this what readers need to hear about what the Vice President is up to? But what about her shoes? What did she do for her kid’s birthday? What brand of laundry detergent does she use?

The Biden administration sounds like it might get serious about rooting out white supremacists in police departments. I wish them luck in that. It’s would be a good start for a long process.

I thought Claudia was seeking emancipation. Whatever became of that?