Just recently an Enigma machine was found that had been thrown overboard.

Until fairly recently, all bridges into Switzerland were required by law to be pre-mined, so they could be blown in case Soviet tanks threatened to invade. The last demolition charges were only removed in 2014.

A baseball shouldn’t have done it. Tesla windows are bulletproof, or so I hear.

Dude needs to lose some sponsorships and maybe get banned from competition. I wouldn’t want his name attached to anything I was involved in.

Loot, pillage, and then burn! Get it right, guys!

Yes, we are talking about a video game character. As most people are aware, they have neither blood nor a central nervous system. Therefore, you could chop his head off entirely, and he wouldn’t die unless he were programed to. While it may be possible for a live person to live through a grievous head wound, it’s…

Danny DeVito has never been young in his life.

No, but Trump has changed that fact. The only positive thing about his Presidency is that he hasn’t started any new wars... yet.

Sure, there’s no factual evidence, if you ignore all the factual evidence. And it’s true not much was known about AIDS early on. If only Reagan had access to the CDC and teams of experts who could have studied it, instead of ignoring it for years.

Here you go.

I saw someone today had painted, by hand, “NEWSMAX TV” on his fence where it faced traffic. Whatever flavor Kool-Aid they’re serving, I don’t want it.

Because anything is fine with them as long as they get to stick it to those people, and laugh.

Hopefully Rudi made reservations at the crematorium too. He’s a decade or two behind schedule for that.

I don’t think the writer counts as a Progressive. 

I can’t help but wonder if this writer is a troll. Seriously, you’re getting bent out of shape over someone’s cornrows? WTF> I had no idea my sisters were culturally appropriating back in 1976 when they braided their own hair exactly like that. Turns out, it’s a handy way to keep all your hair under control without…

I am forced to conclude that DJ Marshmellow has an exceedingly tiny dick.

Eww. I hope he gets ejected from office soon and someone else appointed to replace him until the next election can be held.

Hey, that was an awfully icke thing to post.

I’d settle for putting them down, since that’s the appropriate way to deal with rabid animals.

Reminds me of another famous real estate developer who managed to fail upwards.