I’m confused...we’re butthurt that we don’t have vehicles that are total trash and look like a trash bin?

I would call it schadenfreude, but that’s probably too big of a foreign word for you.

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.

So a hydrogen bomb.

That thing is monstrous, useless, expensive, and impossible to store. It’s also an absolutely gorgeous piece of art deco styling.  If I had billions of dollars, I would want it.

It must be weird to drive this and nearly be able to look modern pickup drivers in the eye.

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

Social media is his income. He probably makes enough in views that the fines won’t deter him.

FUN FACT: “Everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape” came in a close second when Trump was choosing campaign slogans, but EKWGOITCWF&CT&R didn’t look good on a hat.

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

White boys mad they are being treated the way they demand not white people be treated and are somehow mad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The CyberCucks are in an abusive relationship with Elon. Their incEl Caminos will literally hurt them and they will say“thank you sir may I have another”.  I  can't think of car made in the last 50 years more openly hostile to users

At Tesla, you don’t cut corners...corners cut YOU!

“(pun not intended)“

How shitty must it feel as a designer that you were forced to cut so many corners (pun not intended) and meet so many asinine aesthetic requirements that your product has to come with a warning for how to properly open and close its doors?