How does he live as an Asian man in America and still be that racist against others? Has he somehow managed to never experience it himself, or does he compartmentalize his bigotry?

He will probably be able to skate on all the federal charges, but he can’t pardon himself from State charges.

Zero self-awareness.

That takes a plan and sticking to it. I don’t think he has the mental capacity to pull off something even that simple.

After the bankruptcies, he might qualify for a public defender.

Neural degradation doesn’t get better at that age.

You’re writing is complete sentences, so I know you aren’t Donald. Is that you, Eric?

I have seen a lot of card tables exactly like Trump. Useless, sagging and unstable, they fold under the slightest pressure and are fit for nothing but a trip to the dump.

Babysitting horses pays WAY more than babies.

I had been willing to cut Tiffany some slack, mostly because she remained invisible and didn’t have much to do with the rest of her family. But now she’s shown that she’s all-in for more criminality and malignant ignorance. So I guess she goes in the sack with the rest of them when they are dumped at sea.

If he were spewing actual shit from his mouth, he’d be less filthy.

I did that, but sometimes my fingerprints get filthy. I ended up locking myself out, and I couldn’t remember my backup password. I had to reset the phone.

I’m glad to see Trump signs and people wearing MAGA hats. It lets me know who the toxic assholes are so I can avoid them or ridicule them, as appropriate.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

As a white guy, I have never in my entire life been stopped for jaywalking. 

Two words: Ben Carson.

It was a plausible thought for the first few hours after his diagnosis, but nobody in Trump’s camp is competent enough to keep the subterfuge going for longer than that.

War crimes are about the only crimes Trumplethinskin hasn’t committed. Shrub can’t say that about himself.

Yeah, I’ve gotten shut down hard for thinking those signs were meaningful before. It takes something a lot more direct for me to take is as a cue these days. This article is not helpful at all.