Being Dana Perino was a bad choice. Everything else is downhill from there.

Racist is my least favorite type of cookie.

What exactly has Musk made? He hires people to make things for him. Like Edison hired Tesla.

Dude’s learning curve is flatter than the horizon.

Rihana seems to be a generally awesome example of humanity, but I would not cite the approval of PETA as a good thing. Those guys are whacked, and are best ignored. Seriously, fcuk PETA in the neck!

Sure he would, for a week or so before she got moldy.

I see your point, but it’s weird because climbers can’t get to the mountain, so they’re playing Crazy Climber instead.

Also with Kushner.

Pleasedon’tdiePleasedon’tdiePleasedon’tdie!!!

This is an embarrassing article. Why is it still up?

This exact situation played out in my little true Blue West Coast college town. It illustrates more than anything that there are NO good cops. Every goddamn one of them is covering for murderers and rapists.

I’ve been calling it the Orange Plague.

No, they spent all their profits on driving up their stock prices, and now they desperately need another few billion dollars please.

My first car was a ‘68 Toyota Corona.

It depends. Do you have chicken legs? That’s what looks bad in a kilt. If you’re a whipcord bicyclist, you’re good.

Do you think the people living in those buildings had the funds to buy them instead? Somebody is going to end up owning them. It could have been a faceless asset management company that neglects to do necessary maintenance, but instead it’s a coupe that seems to treat their tenants well. Do you have an idea for how…

“Outed” as landlords? Is that inherently evil now? Is everyone supposed to own their own home, and nobody can rent out property? I must have missed the memo. And how salacious that a happy couple would choose to hold hands and smooch while they go for a walk! The horror! Now, if they are being exploitative slumlords,…

They might have to if she continues to be this stupid through the pandemic.