I’m disappointed to learn that Lilly is a sociopathic moran.

They get their jollies from it, and they know it’s extremely unlikely to get them anything but paid vacation.

What? Were some people not already aware that Kanye is a POS?

But where’s the opportunity for casual brutality and flexing of authority in that?

How is Fairstein’s first name not Karen?

Like Weird Al in the song, Albuquerque, I hate it when I’m right!

You’ll make the writer bristle with that opinion.

Oh hey! Look who has been ignoring all news and advice about the pandemic! Nice of you to share your completely uninformed and ignorant viewpoint. Look up “Flattening the curve,” and educate yourself.

It seems like it would be ridiculously reckless to ever floor the throttle on a supercar anywhere but a track or completely empty stretch of straight road.

Which orifice did you pull that conclusion from? Are you really as clueless as you’re pretending to be?

I don’t think V10omous quite got that analogy. It might need to be demonstrated to him.

#NOTALLNEOVIKINGS

I know a guy who used to work at Symantec. His real name was Sy Mantec. He doesn’t work there any more, and he changed his name to Sy Onara. I am not joking.

Of course it has a hemi!

Berning .spoke with a woman who planned to have an abortion “because of financial reasons.” “We emptied our bank account and we personally financially supported her,” Berning said.

“It’s unclear what the holy fuck the point of the recruiter’s exercise was...”

When you are dumb as shite, you lack the ability to evaluate if other people are dumb or not.

IRL, I enjoy watching Buzz Aldrin punch out a wingnut “reporter,” every time I see it.

“Officer of the Year.”

“President of the United States and sentient roast beef sandwich...”