“Stop being a dipshit and denying that others may have had different experiences...” Says the guy arguing that other people HAVE TO live in HOA’s for some bizarro reason. Have you ever heard of a thing called self-reflection? You should try it sometime.

“Expected to?” By whom? Other people are not guying and living in my house, I am! Nobody else gets to tell me where to live. So fuck HOA’s. I’ll live outside of town if I need to.

And yet Darth Maul manages to be the most terrifying of all the Sith we’ve seen.

I just saw a yardwork trailer being towed by a company-branded Hummer of all things! The mind boggles. How many hours of yardwork does it take to pay for driving that thing around?

MAGA!

“Why would observing an arrest in your own neighborhood be a bad idea?”

The author has come forward and explained that he made this entire article up to troll Quilette, who will publish anything that fits their right-wing narrative. What’s more, they ducked into the punch, editing and altering it to make it sound even more damaging to the DSA.

“We need to look forward,” -Barack Obama

It’s more of a burning sensation than a tingle.

Take a look at the statistics for sexual assault by men versus those by women, and tell me if you think they are anywhere near equivalent.

The Judge would need to stop Nelson-ing first.

“Aheago” is a hentai-style exaggerated O-face. Usually paired with crossed eyes.

To be fair, there’s not a lot of room in Gohmert Pyle’s mind to be IN, so of course he spends a lot of time out of it.

Okay, now imagine being asked the same thing, day in & day out for years. Getting tired of just saying, “I condemn it” yet?

Yes, the action that she has already been committed to for years, but apparently this “activist” can’t be bothered to know that.

“It would be really powerful if the two Muslim congresswomen, yourself and Rashida [Tlaib, a Democrat from Michigan], would make a statement on this issue.”

Unfortunately, being righteously angry while black is often a capital crime with no chance of appeal, so most people don’t want to go there.

Did I not see a scene with a drunken Valkyrie stumbling arm-in-arm with a redheaded woman in a bar? 

There are Civil War battleground museums with cases full of bullets that collided in mid-air and fused. Pretty dang unlikely, but when there’s literal tons of lead flying, unlikely occurrences become pretty common. In these games, with millions of players every day, we’re bound to see some spectacularly f’d-up things…