Not for long! Coal is back, baby! DT is making America dirty and even more cancerous again! At long last. Must you breath and drink water, peon?

* collects all the male tears in an artisan-crafted urn *

It’s an expression of their economic anxiety.

Just let Drew Magary write everything.

*hyperventilating* Is this my chance to see Drew Magary write The Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids? ARE MY DREAMS FINALLY COMING TRUE, EMMA?!

Sadly, the goal is for everyone to own multiple firearms, but make birth control utterly unavailable.

just use a vending machine at your local pharmacy

If you’re a man caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women, you’re obviously just engaging in “locker room talk,” and that doesn’t mean you actually do it. But if you are a woman who shares rape fantasies with your partner, that is literal, and you definitely literally want to be raped and brutally…

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

We also found some cans of film labeled “Greed,” “The Magnificent Ambersons” and “Convention City.” But maaaaaan, those candy wrappers!”

So we all hate Hiddleston now? Is this how it works?

Lottery queens!!!1!!!

This is not life. I don’t know much else to explain how I’m feeling but I feel this at least a dozen times a day. I’m tired. I’m sad. My outlook for the future is bleak. I’m not even having fun planning my wedding anymore. Someone tell me what to do other than calling my reps to yell. We deserve better than this. The…

When I pointed this out to Community Chest the Rapper, he awarded me $10 for second prize in a beauty contest.

Successful hunters wear camouflage.

I’ve said this before, but I don’t understand why the left is always expected to cede ground to the right. Both politically (which is another issue altogether) and in terms of tone. This is a person whose job it is to defend someone who’s perpetrating bald racism, sexual assault, nationalism, and the systematic…

The reactionary right has a long tradition of using liberal principles and institutions to create access for themselves—and then turning around and slamming the door on everybody else. They’ve done this with everything from their political takeover of legislatures across the country, to the little games they play with…

If we have to be continually nice to people who fucking suck then we are never going to win anything and don’t deserve to. The 51% of white women who voted for these bunch of monsters simply don’t get to claim any mantle of anything, except maybe “honorary douchebag”.

I think I will follow the Doctor’s advice when dealing with insane women with political power and that is to simply ask one question. Doesn’t she look.....tired?

She certainly doesn’t deserve Skeletor memes, because Skeletor memes are awesome.