As the French say, “Comey ci, Comey ça”

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

OMG MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED! SANTA IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PENIS NOT A VAGENDA! JUST LIKE GHOSTBUSTERS! I’LL BOYCOTT DIZNEE! WAR ON CHRIStMAS! AND AND AND...

I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

My mother was SHOCKED and HORRIFIED when I told her that my husband will pick up tampons for me. He’s the one that cooks, too, quelle horreur!

I bet it’s the rapey one with the grey dick.

Hobbled, dimwitted and accused of multiple sexual assaults.

so, he is pretty much a god now in your household , right???

There’s four places… There’s the Tampon Hut, that’s on 3rd… There’s Tampons-R-Us, that’s on 3rd too… You got Put Your Tampon There, that’s on 3rd… Swing Flow, Sweet Chariot… Matter o’fact, they’re all in the same complex. It’s The Tampon Complex, down on 3rd…

“Quiz! Which horrible Donald Trump secret are you based on your zodiac sign?”

Worth noting that single white women voted for Clinton in the 90's percent range.

Toxic Cock Syndrome

A bowl of kibble, fresh water and some new squeaky toys wouldn’t do the trick?

Pretty soon we’ll be naming our firstborns after the “1 weird tip” people for saving our democracy.

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

This is a thing! A guy at Target (a complete stranger) tried to give me shit once for buying tampons. Who does that? Why did he do that? What was his end goal? Did he think I’d drop the box of tampons and run out of the store? I didn’t get it then and I still don’t get it.

I’m not an art critic, but it’s like someone shitting a brick out of a blazing red butthole.

The greatest trick Republicans have pulled is convincing people that they’re the party of big, strong, manly things. I know guys who have pretty left-leaning beliefs, but vote Republican because “the left are a bunch of pussies.”