Ah, Sullen Sasha and Morose Malia. It was truly scandalous when they refused to smile that one time while listening to adults talk. Teens are known for smiling while adults talk!!

Gel. That braid is shellacked.

Crap! I’d forgotten ALL about them! (I guess my lack of reading of the Enquirer has paid off!)

Sarah Palin belongs on this list. She was a key figure in the 8-year long strategy of riling up every stupid white redneck and getting them angry at all teh libruls for no valid reason.

I said it before when the majority of people were tiptoeing around calling invanka out on her shit cos she had been groomed, but that woman is dangerous.

Huh. “A standard retard.”

53% of white women who VOTED. There were too many who chose not to vote at all, and they are equally culpable.

Why was Trump staring at Barney Frank’s tits?

Bread, in its historical and traditional form, is not bad for most people (yes, there are those who have celiac). It was and continues to be the staple in many cuisines. Bread can be very nutritious. We tend to think that all bread is the same and that’s just not true. Its just that we are so impatient and have been…

I think the dems should not abandon their base. Focus on income inequality AND social issues. Talk about voter suppression, gerrymandering and abortion. Don’t be afraid of it. Don’t take the black vote for granted. Excite women and POC to get out the vote.

“You’re with me, leather.” - Death

So after 4 years you’ll miss Trump because you’ve only known 3 or 4 Presidents?

You’re with posterity, leather

We all enjoyed our little schadenfreude when we saw Ted Cruz and Mitt Romney kissing the ring because they’re odious people, but they get what democrats don’t: you can’t do shit if you don’t have power, and voting is an expression of gaining or retaining power, not of our deeper most innermost thoughts and wishes or a…

Enough with the fucking tweet storms. If you have something lengthy to write, put it in a blog post or a Facebook post. Tweet storms are the vertical video of the written word.

Your comment is the elephant in the parlor. The way I see it, we’re born alone, we die alone. Alone is the default mode. It seems like the general pop thinks that Coupled is the default, as though something is somehow wrong if you’re alone for long periods of your life.

Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

I’ve never identified with a Jezebel post so much. I’ve been single for 15 years (I’m 30), not for lack of trying. I’ve given up trying to talk to my friends and family about how much it sucks and how much I’d love to have a partner because the reply is invariably “try harder. Lose weight. Join a club. Lower your…

Nothing wrong with being alone, nothing.

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.