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My 6 yo black lab is very gray on her muzzle. She did SAR work and is “retired” due to an injury. But her “play” is still so intense I’m not sure it qualifies as play. I do believe she’d hunt for a lost ball until she collapsed. Her body is still lithe and strong, though.

We don’t really have to start worrying until there is a call for an increase for mineshafts...

“About Mr. Sagan...I thought he was OK until I found out he smoked pot!”

And Trump is such an idiot that he would genuinely not understand that quote.

^^^^this is why I never wonder why babies cry on most mall Santa’s laps.

“If Carl Sagan is so smart, why is he dead?” ...Trump

That feel, when an article brings you joy but you lowkey feel like you were robbed as a child for not having a photo with the jolliest-looking Santa ever...

He should be using Febreeze.

True. Pence and Ryan happily put the whole world in danger to help the super rich gain even more riches while subjecting the poor to even more wretchedness. Although, a big part of me thinks the presidential “red phone” during this administration will just go to the White House switchboard where a specially hired

Yeah, right. Can you seriously picture Trump using the word “astrophysicist”?

Well clearly the solution is the person with 5 matches gives one to the person with three matches. Now they both have four matches. Problem solved.

these ladies should absolutely go to the job they’ve been hired to do. They should also eat a lot of raw eggs the day before. Or stub their toes. Sprain and ankle. Etc. Also, it would be great if their luggage got stolen so they only clothes they had were some baggy sweats. Show up and be as big of a pain in the

So when is Twitter going to suspend Our Dear Leader’s account for the good of humanity? He’s already insulted China in an “unpresidented” way, caused stocks of major companies to rise and fall by billions of dollars, called out individual citizens who he thinks insulted him which led to his followers harassing them,

Scientists are stupid because they did good in school and read a lot!

No one cares what some elite scientist has to say! <— Donald Trump, probably

Why can’t we have an egg and spoon race instead? Is it because his little hands can’t hold a teaspoon?

If your tweets are so vague and incomprehensible that you need someone clarifying them the next day, maybe you should stop tweeting. If you are the President-Elect, then YES you should absolutely stop tweeting.

Those commercials tho.

Eau de Sauvage...when you want to smell like a desert drifter...who may just be scouting a place to bury a body.

I feel guilty, but when I hear about states like Texas losing their abortion coverage a part of me is just like you know what, good.