I’m a small business owner. I have to pay all my expenses before I pay myself. Not really sure where the skimming would come in.

WOOT WOOT!

Is paying attention to marginalized people interfering with your economic anxiety? Sad!

Of course it’s not new. But in a way this is a perfect example of crisis=opportunity. People are finally paying attention to Native American activism and the issues that underpin it. I want to believe that attention will extend beyond this brief historical moment/issue.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

It’s almost as if they want a dumb populace. No that can’t be, that’s tin foil hat territory right?

“There is nothing that Gov. McCrory or his legal team are going to be able to do to undo what is just basic math,”

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

LL Cool J is going to pound out the angriest bench press set in history in response to this news

Seriously, a travel alert for an entire continent? Okay then.

Weren’t you paying attention during the campaign? Donald Trump’sgot big plans for ISIS. Big plans. He won’t tell anyone what these plans are. Not even the military. I think they’re a secret and for some reason he can’t tell anyone. But once he reveals this plan it’s bye bye ISIS.

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

Oh god, yes. This. A thousand times this. It warms the smallest (and also the darkest and most craven) corner of my heart every time my little gray cells form that thought. Thank you for reminding me, kind anonymous internet commenting person!

Really though, what are the odds the Trump coterie isn’t planning on using private email servers? They would do it out of spite if nothing else.

Basically he wants to do a Marie Kondo on the constitution, no biggie. Just pick the regulations that spark joy

Safe space? What do you think this is, a theatre?

Don’t forget that we were told that her preparedness for the role was going to be a major problem.

I’m surprised this is something new - over here in the UK we routinely learn government plans about everything from the reintroduction of selective education to the policy on Syrian refugees by means of long-lens photographs of documents blithely carried by ministers up Downing Street. It’s far more effective than…

Oooh, the artless dodger uses manila folders. So fancy! Do you also drink your Starbucks from a cup encrusted with diamonds? The new administration is fiscally responsible--America is not made of folders! Also, something something manila shortage. 

Trump’s bringin’ back $80k/yr jobs for high school drop outs! Can’t wait! We’ve been on welfare for decades! I’m only 65 and haven’t worked since they closed the coal mine here and my pa worked a factory job and raised us comfortable like an he only went thru 8th grade. It’s gonna be AWESOME! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!!!!…