I love how people frame this as “you are upset Hillary lost”.

I mean, the whole premise is ridiculous. Human beings are not nocturnal animals, and there’s all sorts of documented evidence of shift work disorder being a real thing.

I prefer my exploitation of vulnerable people when they’re not famous, like Hoarders and Intervention, thank you very much!

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that Margaret Atwood will call them liars. 

same. more than Too Many Cooks.

Not a usually a fan of Family Guy, but highly relevant

Not to mention falsifying his credentials... the man’s not even a Captain! Look at the stripes!

President-Elect Trump’s Transition Team announced today that Admiral Michael S. Rogers has been replaced by Captain Walter Crunch as head of the NSA.

What. the. actual. fuck. They have a show for people to gaze upon Dear Leader’s collection of bits and bobs. 

I’m white. But I have a coworker who’s white who says “urban” and “ghetto” all the time and it drives me fucking crazy.

It’s funny how many people literally believed something like that, and Trump doesn’t drink. Probably think that’s plebe kind of leisure (not really, he’s afraid of death and that’s why he doesn’t drink).

Yeah, nothing screams “working class whites” like getting a standing ovation at a steakhouse designed to keep poors (except the service) away.

Yup, you’re speaking truths. I have zero sympathy for them putting this loon in the White House. None. Their stupidity and selfishness has screwed everyone.

You know why us so-called elitists are pissed at those poor, poor Rust Belt voters we’ve been told a billion times to be sympathetic about? Because we knew this stuff like this was going to happen because it was pretty obvious it was. Poor & white is no excuse for being stupid

Man, it’s almost like hiring someone with no experience whatsoever was a bad thing! WHO KNEW?

To be fair, this is our brand:

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

Oh ya. It’s us coastal elites who need to watch our language and tone. BE NICER GUYS 🙄

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

Remember when Ann Romney was crucified for wearing $2000 blouses and riding expensive horses?