I have a feeling that Taylor Swift rapping is like when my mother says things like, “Look honey at my new bling bling! I’m getting jiggy with it!”

Let me stop you right there, my bro

“Edgy” hip hop or R&B?

Ugh. I can hear it already. And it sounds like one of those educational programming videos from the late 80's/early 90's, where some clueless, older, white person thought the way to appeal to adolescent learning was to make dorky white kids rap it.

I refuse to watch Orange Hitler, but I read a summary of the 60 Minutes interview that said he made it clear he plans to try to get Roe v Wade overturned, but when Leslie Stahl asked him about gay marriage, he said he wouldn’t touch it because it’s been decided by the Supreme Court. Leslie Stahl then proceeded with…

I like this response, but I think it might be better communicated in Trumpese:

HIRED.

My best friends have posited a theory. When you get elected president, one of the first things that happens is you get a visit from “Charlie,” this deep undercover operative who has ALL the horrible news about what’s really going on. “Charlie” takes the POTUS-elect into a little room and tells POTUS all the horrible…

Is it me or is his pumpkin face starting to collapse? He looks like he’s aged a decade in the past week. And on Donald Trump, that look is bigly ungood.

Right back at you. Seriously, this notion that Democrats are the party of hand outs and freebees is utter bullshit. Most of us are hard working people who just want to make life a bit easier for everybody. Affordable healthcare, lower college tuition, higher minimum wage in certain areas. These are not pie in the sky…

Indeed, the fact that our new chief strategist on science and technology is going to be a man who does not believe in science must not be relevant news for a science and technology news website.

How is half of such an advanced country so hell-bent on going back to the 18th century?

Why don’t you just scroll past the articles that you don’t want to read? You’re like those old ladies who complain about leud radio jocks even though they don’t even listen to those shows.

What I heard: “It’s called construction, morans!”

My favorite is the one where Biden superglues a draw shut and labels it “Muslim Agenda”.

Sorry. I’m an amateur stargazer, and I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid. I can do additions and I have seen independence day and armageddon multiple times. I am obviously super qualified.

Considering this administration...

Why the fuck not? It’s not like anyone else is going to have to have qualifications, now that America has shown that you don’t need to be qualified in any way at all for the top job.

I for one can’t wait for Ross Douthat to ‘splain to us on Twitter that the Swastika owes its origins not to 1930s Germany but rather the Indian subcontinent as an antiquity symbol of peace and that we should accordingly reserve judgment because maybe the vandalizers were just looking to spread a message of peace in…

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