Superstitious me cringes at the idea of plonking 25,000 units of housing on the site of a jail. Decades of impotent rage, violence, fear and injustice has soaked into that land. Call me ridiculous, but I firmly believe that history will color the lives of the people who will be the new residents. A large luxury and…

I’m glad she took a stand against Trump, the lone racist/sexist of the Republican party. Have to let them know that this will not be tolerated .

I doubt there will be a relevant article first thing tomorrow morning and I’m not getting up at the ass-crack of dawn to post this. Close enough, as far as I’m concerned. I hope to see everyone on the flip side November 9th.

I’m assuming Harper Lee didn’t live a lavish, shopping and cocaine-filled lifestyle the way Lilo does.

I mean, we have food safety laws for a reason. Food safety laws are why the people who make your food have to wash their hands after they poo. Or, remember how entire families have dropped dead of botulism because of improperly canned tomato sauce?

Botulism. Ptomaine. So many reasons there should be laws about this.

The law isn’t bullshit, sending her to jail is.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

supported Bush in 2004 bc i was a hardcore Evangelical in high school. my reasoning was something along the lines of, “well good Christians should support other good Christians.” i was 16 and an idiot.

i was also pro-life and didn’t know what to make of homosexuality. slut shamed people, went to Third Day concerts, was…

And the ham and cheese are the pre-sliced processed food things that come in plastic packages.

“Lovingly crafted” by his Mexican maid.

and like no mustard, no veg, not even any avocado, no goddamn iceberg lettuce? that is the fucking sorriest sandwich ever

Sorry Ashley. If this had been overheard in a CVS, I would have believed it. Walgreens is notorious for false flag election gossip.

DAMN this motherfucker is even more vanilla than I imagined. Ugh

scott walker’s twitter, two years later:

“Rolling Stone co-founder and publisher Jann Wenner said he stands by the non-Jackie portions of the story:”

Exactly. Hell, they can’t forget a single decent play in a game, let alone a title. Something tells me this Nolan character isn’t as bit a fan of sportsball as he is of kipping pull ups.

Uh, if the women started playing at age 5 (like my kids) and are 22-23 years old as seniors, then yes, they have played for 18 years. Math is hard.

Okay, sure, you’re sitting around with a few of your friends, drinking, and you say something like “Which one do you think is hotter?” and your friend replies “I like the one with the big boobs” and then you say “Really? I think the one with the long hair is hotter.” Pretty standard guy stuff, especially if there are…