You met John Barrowman and Tom Hardy? Oh, my “ovaries”.*

He just needs some HeadOn.

It would have been hilarious if he killed, like, a brand-new character who only appears in this scene, and wasn’t visibly in the lineup last season. And everyone reacted with like, “Oh, no! He killed Jimmy!” “Not Jimmy!” “Poor Jimmy!”

LOL!!! @ this article slobbering over the the most overrated actor/actress in modern history. She has been positively average after Winter’s Bone with the exception of a few scenes in the first Hunger Games, and even in WB, I thought her performance was hyped. She’s only had three scenes of pure brilliance and all of…

THIS is one of my biggest problems with religion. What makes someone a good, moral person is the person’s ACTIONS, not some invisible imaginary conversation in their head. You cannot do things that hurt people, and then “make it all better” by having an imaginary conversation in your own mind. Ugh.

If she can pull off the scat singing, people probably won’t get too upset about the blackface.

Oh please no

Did you see the Black Jeopardy sketch with Tom Hanks as a Trump supporter? It was fucking incredible.

When I first heard the story about the Mercedes owner and first heard stories about complaining about made up shit just to get out of paying, I was flabbergasted for two reasons. The car thing, because it’s like, but-but-but you can AFFORD the quality service you’re paying for!! (Oh, I was so adorable.) The food…

I have done this several times. We just bought a 1920s house that had been owed and meticulously cared for by a family for 55 years, kids raised, parents retired and owned it until they passed last winter. The mom was beloved and had the most beautiful flower garden. We still have old ladies walking into the yard or…

Don’t forget his white Pontiac Firebird that he cleans in front of the White House. Finding out that car is really but an old and tasteful Corvette was a real downer.

But here’s the deal that white people don’t seem to get. It isn’t about trying to convince this person or making a grand point and showing off your learning. They need to be treated like fucking pariahs and frankly, your uncle should to if he associates and does business with this person. Shame is a powerful weapon.…

I had a paper route when I was a kid. There was one wealthy family on the route, one really poor guy (who literally lived in a tar paper shack), and the rest were regular working class/lower middle class people. Tar paper shack guy only got the paper once a week for the TV listings, and was my best tipper. The rich…

Totally going class warfare for a moment: this is how so many super wealthy or even moderately wealthy people are. I know people who I’ve been told take their Mercedes to the dealership for super overpriced service that you HAVE to take your car to for and they regularly threw a fit about some imagined and clearly…

Dat face when you’ve just become richer than Drumpf.

I’m glad that Real Joe has finally merged with Onion Joe to become the one true Joe we were promised.

If natural selection still applied to humans, literally everyone who pines for the days of natural selection would be long, long, long dead.

Turn your butt rock off, ya damn dirty stoner, I'm trying to listen to Buddy Holley

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To be honest, anything a Baby Boomer says to me is automatically suspect. You idiots spent 50 fucking years sucking off the system and giving nothing back. You've left us all with a hollowed out infrastructure and a flattened financial system. So thanks for that. Don't worry, though. Your kids will clean up your mess…