When I realize that James Ellroy, John Waters, and Margaret Atwood aren’t spring chickens anymore, I get twitchy.

I heard that the Black Sabbath show is a cover for JADE HELM.

Or preparing the kid for when he is three and toddles into grandpa’s bedroom during a visit, finds the loaded Glock on the nightstand, and proceeds to shoot his older sibling....

More gifts and more pics to run through hazy Instagram filters.

But if a woman runs, her uterus might fall out. It’s science.

#2blessed2bstressed

Wow, I never thought this day would come, but, hey Tom Cruise: same.

Well, how else are we supposed to separate the Alphas from the Betas?!?

<vomit>

I lived in central PA, and I think some of their stations showed it live. I remember watching it because it was the news that was on right before my mom’s stories (Days of Our Lives). Evening news cut it off before the suicide, but it was live in central PA that day (it was probably WPXI out of Pittsburgh).

“I just wanna look in the mirror and see a healthy, husky fellow smiling back at me.”

I was in one of the markets where they showed the live broadcast of Budd Dwyer’s press conference. We were home from school that day because of snow/ice reasons. 29 years later, I still remember it. Seeing something like that....you can’t un-see it.

Anecdotal, but my brother (now 21) was a very insecure 13 year old because he was shorter and skinnier than the other boys in his grade. He also worried a disturbing amount about his arms and his abs.

I mean, if the magazine is called “Discovery,” why aren’t they talking about science or history or the arts? Discover the fucking world! Here’s a star map to the northern hemisphere! Here’s some fun science experiments to do around the house! Here’s an age-appropriate history of classical music! Here’s a diagram of a…

Starred not for the situation but for support - the patriarchy hurts everyone. I’m sorry about your son and hope that he’s able to get to a good place with some solid self-esteem. My hat is off to you though for getting him into counselling.

The Discovery Boys version would have some shirtless, six-pack Hollywood guy on the cover, with an accompanying interview and workout routine to help young boys get RIPPED for summer.

Almost always, nothing. We’d get called in with the police due to a complaint (property is disrepair, noise/smell complaints) or police performing a wellness check for elder care. Usually we packed up the animals and the police would refer to adult services (?) their findings. I was never clear on the hoarder’s side…

I brew a better beer using unfiltered water from my backed up gutters and some old barley flour I found in the back of the pantry.

Your family member is lucky to have family that will help. The fact that she recognized that her pets needed rehomed is a huge thing. Hugs to you!

I burnt out quickly. It was awful. The worst is that a lot of the hoarders made me feel bad for both them and the animals - they were almost always poor, elderly folk completely shut off from community, and they almost always were just trying to take in a stray cat and do a good thing that got out of control.

That’s what it was! The pro-life chain across America. I remember being embarrassed too, and trying to hide my face behind the sign....