artisinalsalamander
ArtisinalSalamander
artisinalsalamander

It could be worse...

Nah, they already have the woman lying about her head scarf being ripped off.

First they came for the Youtube pranksters, and I said nothing because seriously fuck those guys.

Yes, let’s create a prank that casts doubt on the legitimacy of future claims of racial profiling and xenophobia. Fox Newsers will refer back to this incident as evidence that brown people are making shit up. What an ass.

Even if he did it as a joke, why should speaking a different language get you kicked off a flight?

I honestly wonder how many people can tell the difference between Arabic and maybe.....Russian, Hebrew, any variety of the slavic languages really. I think I can only recognize German and Spanish. Maybe I could recognize Italian or French.

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

On the one hand, yes, it’s kind of classless to attempt that shot. On the other hand, who fucking cares? Why do sports have to be so sanctimonious all of the time?

Well in this very same comic they show Torb with his wife and Widowmaker at her dead husband’s grave. So that’s two for starters.

I have to say that I’m looking forward for the chance to kill the emperor again. It was probably my favorite non dlc questline when I ran the game through the first time back when. I’ve never replayed it in any other playthrough since, so it’s making me salivate just thinking about it.

Are you saying... ze goggles... they do nothing?

You’re a monster!

That’s great and all, but it’s weird that she wears her goggles on her head while she’s just sitting around at home.

/me dances

Shiiiit they’re fighting back!

A quietly reported fact about this story, is that much like the ambassador assassination the other day, the driver was caught shouting something before the encounter began. Sources claim it’s along the lines of “Skyrim belongs to the Nords”

Literally? I have several questions...

Unrelated and unoriginal, I’m sure, but, boy, was she named accurately: that’s some fabulous hair!