That’s gross if true

I have three 97 year old grandparents, all have made mention of this to me this past year. And all three can not fucking believe we let it happen again.

Did someone say “Korean mech”?

Yeah, who let Five Nights at Freddy’s onto the field?

oh my.

Jesus, dude, I guess you have a ton of free time to yell about football equipment in between bourbon-naps in your piss-stained La-Z-Boy, huh, gramps? Don’t give yourself apoplexy.

They should flip the script and ask Maeda if he’d be willing to throw some soft pitches to some elderly Japanese baseball fans and have one of them disguised as Ichiro and have him crank it.

“How many times do I have to fight goddamn Nazi’s.”

Usually when I hear a take like this, it ends with “Now, that Jordy Nelson, there’s a guy who plays football the RIGHT way.”

Right? There’s a difference between self-deprecation and outright lying to people.

Can’t wait to see Joe Smith III take on Hopkins in 2030

R-I-B-S! Ribs, ribs, ribs!

THAT.

Just not his thyme yet.

In fairness, NC Central did win, but then the Republicans in the North Carolina legislature passed a retroactive law saying they lost.

Dumb NFL Rule Ignored To Betterment Of All

Your eyes missing out. I hear Lenny’s are better than the store bought crap.

I’m sorry, did you just say that a sniper rifle tends to kill people with one shot as the reason it should kill you with one shot? You know what else tends to kill people pretty right off? A pistol shot. Or a rifle shot. Bullets are really good at killing people. A sniper rifle shot to the hand? Won’t kill you. A…

People have been doing this basically since the beginning of the internet as we now know it.