Can do Ben! My team of amateur sleuths, the Jihad Squad, is on the case. There’s Nat, our bright and charismatic leader(but if you ask me she’s a bit of a know it all). Then there’s Yancy. Sure he’s always off sneaking a snack but he’s strong as an Ox and has a heart of pure gold. Then of course, there’s Amber. Sure,…

Liam still BTFO.

That letter is beautiful.

There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children

I don’t even understand why, in California, where taquerias are abundant, people even eat at Chipotle.

Well there’s only so much positivity left after a kid’s been begging folks to buy him/her beer for the better part of the day.

Show us on the realistic character model where they hurt you.

lol

Deadspin’s Albert Burneko is having the toughest time with his new-gen console. Dude probably needs more firmware updates or something. Feel his pain, and enjoy his bonus capsule review of The Witcher 3.

We shall put you in charge immediately. I assume I am fired? I’ll pack my things. It was nice briefly working for you.

Guys maybe if we never stop commenting on this she won’t be able to leave.

I GIVE MY PAAAY, NOT TO MY FAMILY, BUT TOO YOOOU. (COIN EATER)

Godfuckindammit Konami...how low can you go..

Personally, I’m a fan of Garfield Minus Garfield.

people who think like you are what’s wrong with america.

This is a joke, yes? The Pope is from Argentina, and surprising as it was to Dan Quayle, they do not speak Latin in Latin America. You may have to sit down for this.

Just stop it. This is false, and it’s an illusion born of privilege. It used to be only white men could get outraged. Now everyone gets to talk back to the white men. Deal with it.