so many birthdays today! Happy birthday!

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

To be fair I think any age is too old to be fucking everything.

Fucking everything. I just turned 30 and for some reason I just feel ancient. I feel so old I should have my own group of crazy cultists making sacrifices in my name. Ia! Ia! Eldritch fhtagn!

Did you actually just brag about living in fucking St. Louis? Which is in fucking Missouri?

All clear at Wrigley.

Oh, I’m sorry, you’re right, we should just be happy that Capcom is a piece of shit company that no one likes because they make a little more money that if they actually put in effort.

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“Where’s Walt-o?”

It’s safe to say by how offended you are that you don’t know shit. The anime covered the first 34 chapters of AoT and we’re about to hit chapter 72. So no, there wasn’t enough for a 2nd season until earlier this year. I know you’re a troll, but you gotta pay the troll toll to get inside this boy’s hole.

That is hilariously horrible. How did we become the dominant species on this planet?

I meant live on air in a personal attack, but yeah, there’s also this-

You are entitled to your opinion.

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

I inherited one of these spoons from a roommate. It cuts the shit out of your hand if you try and use it.

I look forward to a fruitful and positive discussion in the comments...