A group of crows is referred to as a murder.

so many birthdays today! Happy birthday!

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

To be fair I think any age is too old to be fucking everything.

Fucking everything. I just turned 30 and for some reason I just feel ancient. I feel so old I should have my own group of crazy cultists making sacrifices in my name. Ia! Ia! Eldritch fhtagn!

I consider that a success! I only saw one when I was by the lake, but I wasn’t out very late either. I just kept thinking “Damn you, skyline! Oh, but you’re so beautiful, skyline!” :)

Thank you! And then the condescension of “Well you DO know there’s a TRAIN in Chicago, right?” and then accusing me of complaining for sympathy when I tell them why that's also not an option. You could definitely tell this one was cross posted to Gawker...

Man, post one thing on here and people start attacking huh? Well, I’m a fellow Chicagoan with lame friends as well, so I feel your pain.... but I think you’d have to go past the suburbs to the boonies to see the shower, the burbs are still pretty bright... and once you get that far you gotta watch for meth heads and…

Ha! A good handful of friends, none of whom would be interested in heading to the suburbs with me on a work night to watch a meteor shower, unfortunately. I obviously need more nerd friends. :)

No, I didn’t ask anyone to feel sorry for me. I mentioned, in agreement with another poster, that I wished I was in my childhood home of rural Nebraska to watch it, rather than Chicago. You know, agreeing with people in conversation, as we do. Then it was suggested that I was a city snob who didn’t realize “the rest…

As I said, do you suggest that as a lone woman I take a train to the suburbs to sit in a park, alone, in the dark? Or maye to hike several miles to a place away from light pollution, alone, at night? You guys are just FULL of totally useful, practical suggestions!

This is what I was thinking! It makes me wish I was home in rural Nebraska rather than in Chicago. *shakes fist*

Did you actually just brag about living in fucking St. Louis? Which is in fucking Missouri?

All clear at Wrigley.

Oh, I’m sorry, you’re right, we should just be happy that Capcom is a piece of shit company that no one likes because they make a little more money that if they actually put in effort.

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“Where’s Walt-o?”

That is hilariously horrible. How did we become the dominant species on this planet?

I inherited one of these spoons from a roommate. It cuts the shit out of your hand if you try and use it.