Keep a stiff upper lip, I for one loved your joke!

Your amazing ability to refuse to demand more of your politicians than “better than [either political party] man” is exactly why we’re fucked. Its how shitty candidates CONSTANTLY become nominated and then fall on their asses to even people like TRUMP. Hillary lost because her campaign sucked, and most of all, SHE…

Could have fooled me with that bullshit up there, calling leftists who are having trouble supporting that bag of turds Biden just because big daddy democrats told us to “assholes”. The both of you are children.

Or maybe, I dont know, the presidential candidate should actually believe in shit that excites the voter base instead of being a hollowed out husk of a corporate shill?

Or maybe, and careful here because this requires knowing things beyond just the surface: Maybe the left doesnt give a shit about personalities and just cares about policy. Something that Joe “Nothing will fundamentally change” Biden doesnt exactly satisfy.

They said a healthcare plan, not a load of horseshit. Easy mistake I know.

everyone: give us healthcare and we’ll vote for you

Well shit... I am not capturing lightning in a bottle twice and getting ungrayed again ...

Ohh shit, no thats next week, whoops...

Im gonna participate in the Nintendo-sanctioned Splatoon RACE WAR.

Where the goddamn hell is Jet Set Radio Future?!

I honestly cant decide if this was the best outcome following this, or the worst.

I cant understate the comedic value of him talking big and then losing so badly, but goddamn, I would have loved to see him go the distance!

Guy is a real showman!

This one nearly made me legit choke, goddamn lol

Haha! Never thought Max’s stuff would be showcased here! Hey, he does amazing work, he definitely deserves the attention~

It happens to the best of us. I for one appreciate your civility to even an imaginary person!

So not only are they ending DACA, they are deporting the people that signed up for it using the info they themselves provided?

Metaphors are hard, I know.

You sound like someone who’s never had every source of food around you be destroyed with no hope of them coming back anytime soon and be left scrambling to gather food for a family to last you a long enough while to live until the infrastructure is rebuilt enough for food to come back.

I wholly appreciate you Mitch Hedberg-ifying that Half-Life loose thread <3