Just when I thought life was worth living, this bulbous echidna dick(s) slaps me across the face and back into reality.

You think that would make ME sound like the asshole?

Ignorant of... God, after seeing those replies, plus adding my own, its clearly such a futile endeavor to have a discussion with you. Im not sure how things work wherever the hell you are so I dont even know where to begin talking seeing as how I dont know how illegal immigration even affects your country.

Except a lot of undocumented immigrants may obtain and assume someones identity to live normal lives (usually from a dead person, or some idiot who sold it). They manage to get jobs in places they can’t normally get without proper paperword (citizenship/social/whatever) but when it comes to claiming taxes, they can’t…

Spoken like a true ignorant garbage person!

It should have been common sense? I mean, come on.

Im not playing a game where the single player mode ends in under a minute!

Yup. That’s some quality salted-wound rubbing ;_;

Why cant that be real life? ;_;

You’d think she would... I don’t know, try to understand why people reacted negatively to her just “being herself”, but then again I’m talking as if Im referring to a thinking, feeling human being and not sentient bag of turds masquerading as a turd-shaped human.

Thank you for being the resident Animal Crossing expert!

They both intertwine much more than most people realize! Scientists create the tech behind great devices, but it’s artists who design the vessels those devices are housed in. If it werent for artists, our stuff would be nothing more than bundles of wires, motherboards and cooling fans inside of what I can only assume…

Say what you will about Shockrates, but Beavis & Butthead were AWESOME.

Well how the hell else am I supposed to say this crap? KOTAKU DOESNT SUPPORT SMOKE SIGNALS.

No, I live where there is plenty of snow, but people who drive do nothing but complain that driving in the snow is the worst.

Ohh yeah, science has made our lives SOOOOO much happier. I love how people never stop using facebook even thought they ceaselessly complain about it. I love how people wont let me love snow because I dont know what its like to drive in it. I enjoy how technological progress is threatening to replace people in…

From the 80’s/90’s here, and if I could shoot candy corn directly into my veins I would. Candy corn forever!

Im not lending an EAR to these candy corn nay-sayers.