It would be an honor to help you defend the sanctity of candy corn from these unwashed heathens~

My counter-point:

I love that a couple people here can actually identify male/female Pikachu!

Holy shit, this explains EVERYTHING.

I dunno, I feel they had to really tone down Louise because she was trying WAY too hard to be edgy.

You judge the quality of a show in 5 seconds?

Forget shots, just go right ahead and break that goddamn thing on my head. Best case scenario, amnesia. Worst case scenario, dead, which is also a best case scenario.

Maybe its the deeply ingrained pessimism talking here, but speaking only for myself, I think that we’ve all seen where taking the higher ground in politics takes you. Absolutely nowhere. If you want to get the air-time those high-fructose shitbags get, you have to match their incendiary language.

Anything to not read a book, huh?

My life has been a lie.

First off, I have no idea who Christine Teigen is, but I love her for the Animal Crossing reference!

Haha, okay man, I believe you~

Bulbasaur, use Bullet Seed!

Holy shit, this is sickening. As a Chicago resident, for what it’s worth, I would like to apologize for these unbelievable shitpeople we’ve apparently been harboring.

In the most startling upset in cartoon show history, Mystery Inc was pretty amazing. And this is coming from someone who HATES Scooby Doo!

Aww man, sorry you felt like you had to respond to that insufferable shitass.

Well, I can’t speak about what I kind I like on other people because I am a resounding failure at connecting to another people like that.

Haha, thank you kind stranger! ^^

Just turned 29 today! Where can I sign up for your newsletter/cult?