just bring this over

Weird, wagon, awd, manual, and under a grand. NP.

Sorry, but that's ridiculous. All of these, then, are scooters:

yea back when this was dodge's big sedan

8 cylinder, AWD, manual, wagon...your move Dodge

"will devour everything like a furious starving t-rex"

An 8:14 would have taken the pole at the 1966 German Grand Prix by two and a half seconds. The guy booted to second on the grid would have been Jim Clark in a Lotus 33.

Gov. Voldemort didn't die? Fuck! Well now the teachers are getting a pay stall (his version of hitting someone).

The 944 is an 80s car with a 70s design. That doesn't make it any less wonderful (and I would love to have an '89 944 turbo), but it doesn't quite meet the criteria. It's 1990s successor was OK, but not quite the same:

Porsche 944

no. it's a valid proof that effective policing in an average city environment doesn't need Fallujah-like equipment.

This video is actually pretty poorly directed but for some reason it doesn't even matter!

I never thought an ass could look so good in a nomex suit. I have been proven wrong.

You are correct. Sold my 2005 WRX for a 2010 S4 and haven't looked back. I loved the rex, but 150k miles with a clutch stiffer than a dumptruck's plus the interior from a 1993 geo metro was killing me in Northern Virginia traffic.

(Audi) S4 all the way

Even the font looks similar!

Beige... bites... back...

NISMO ALL THE THINGS!